Zack's brown hat covers Kandis' large, curvy assAs I walked into the seedy bar, I couldn't help but notice the p0rn hat perched on the bartender's head. It was a ridiculous sight, and yet it seemed to fit perfectly with the atmosphere of the place.
I ordered a drink and took a seat at the bar, trying to blend in with the crowd. But as I looked around, I couldn't help but notice the way the women were dressed - or rather, undressed. It was like they were all competing for some kind of prize, and I had to wonder what kind of sick fuck would even bother.
One woman in particular caught my eye. She was a stunning blonde, with curves that seemed to defy gravity. And yet, as she began to dance on the bar, I couldn't help but feel a sense of disgust. It wasn't just the way she was moving her body - it was the fact that she seemed so completely detached from it all.
As I watched, a group of men gathered around her, each one trying to get in on the action. And yet, as they began to jerk off and wank, I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease. It wasn't just the fact that they were doing it in public - it was the way they seemed so completely consumed by their own desires.
I turned back to the bartender, who was watching me with an amused expression. "You like what you see?" he asked, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
I shook my head. "No, I'm just trying to figure out why anyone would want to be here."
He chuckled. "Oh, come on," he said. "It's all about the cock, isn't it? I mean, let's be real - this is a place where people can come and get their rocks off without worrying about what anyone else thinks."
I raised an eyebrow. "You're saying that people come here to jerk off in public?"
He nodded. "Yeah, something like that. And if they happen to get a little anal along the way, well, that's just part of the fun."
I shook my head again. "I don't get it," I said.
The bartender shrugged. "Hey, it's all about perspective. Some people might see this place as a haven for perverts and degenerates - but others might see it as a place where they can be themselves, without fear of judgment or reprisal."
As I left the bar, I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease. It wasn't just the fact that I had seen some pretty disgusting things - it was the way that everyone seemed to be so completely consumed by their own desires. And yet, as I looked back at the p0rn hat perched on the bartender's head, I couldn't help but feel a sense of admiration for the sheer audacity of it all.
After all, in a world where people were always trying to hide behind masks and pretenses, it was refreshing to see someone who didn't care what anyone else thought. And as I walked away from the bar, I couldn't help but wonder - maybe this place wasn't so bad after all.